By... ok, maybe not POPULAR demand, but for a few scattered queries, here are all my Exhuming TALES FROM THE CRYPT columns published at Dread Central in one easy-to-navigate place! Each one delves into who worked on each episode, whether or not they have a background in horror, contains a spoiler-free synopsis and what I ultimately thought about each episode.
Season One
The First Three Came Home - The Man Who Was Death, And All Through the House, Dig That Cat… He’s Real Gone
A Collection of Sinful Lovers - Only Sin Deep, Lover Come Hack to Me, Collection Completed
Season Two
Body Building with Gross Anatomy - Dead Right, The Switch, Cutting Cards
Three Crowded Graves - ‘Til Death, Three's A Crowd, The Thing From the Grave
A Triangle of Loud Sacrifices - The Sacrifice, For Cryin’ Out Loud, Four-Sided Triangle
You Can't Take It With You, But It Can Take You - The Ventriloquist's Dummy, Judy, You’re Not Yourself Today, Fitting Punishment
From the Cradle to the Crypt - Korman’s Kalamity, Lower Berth, Mute Witness to Murder
The Secret of Television Terror - Television Terror, My Brother’s Keeper, The Secret
Season Three
Trapped in Love and Death - Loved to Death, Carrion Death, The Trap
Cadavers Always Get Top Billing - Abra Cadaver, Top Billing, Dead Wait
If the Vampires Don’t Kill Ya, the Undertakers Will - The Reluctant Vampire, Easel Kill Ya, Undertaking Palor
A Mess of Deadlines - Mournin’ Mess, Split Second, Deadline
Spoiled, Yellow Blood - Spoiled, Yellow
Season Four
The Hearts of Dead Men - None but the Lonely Heart, This'll Kill Ya, On a Deadman’s Chest
DIEts from Beyond the Grave! - Seance, Beauty Rest, What's Cookin'
A Showdown of Ghosts of Past, Present & Future - The New Arrival, Showdown, King of the Road
A Maniac, a Puppet, and Twins Walk Into A Bar… - Maniac at Large, Split Personality, Strung Along
Curiosity Killed the Werewolf - Werewolf Concerto, Curiosity Killed
Season Five
Sowing Death... Forever - Death of Some Salesmen, As Ye Sow, Forever Ambergris
Hearses, Trains and Ice Cream Mobiles - Food for Thought, People Who Live in Brass Hearses, Two for the Show
The Horror House of Well-Cooked Creeps - House of Horror, Well-Cooked Hams, Creep Course
Till Death Do We Part - Came the Dawn, Oil’s Well That Ends Well, Half Way Horrible, Till Death Do We Part
Season Sick
This Is A Strict Town - Let the Punishment Fit the Crime, Only Skin Deep, Whirlpool
The Horror of the Pit of the Assassins! - The Pit, The Assassin, Staired in Horror
Doctor Horror’s House of Surprises - In the Groove, Surprise Party, Doctor of Horror
Dawn of the Demon Night - Comes the Dawn, 99 & 44/100% Pure Horror, You, Murderer
Season Seven
... And Now For Something Completely Different - Fatal Caper, Last Respects, A Slight Case of Murder
Escape the Cold Night - Escape, Horror in the Night, Cold War
The Late Late Report - The Kidnapper, Report from the Grave, Smoke Wrings, About Face
Closing the Crypt - Confession, Ear Today… Gone Tomorrow, The Third Pig
Exhuming TALES FROM THE CRYPT: A Post-Credits Post Mortem - This is just me having fun by wrapping it all up. Lists of my faves and pure nonsense, this is just a love letter to the show and my experience in covering it.
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